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Top 50 Pick up Lines


These lines can be great to break the ice with girls or just to laugh at.

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  1. Be unique and different, say yes.
    [ 69 Votes ]

  2. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
    [ 118 Votes ]

  3. I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well?
    [ 36 Votes ]

  4. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
    [ 70 Votes ]

  5. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
    [ 70 Votes ]

  6. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
    [ 60 Votes ]

  7. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
    [ 45 Votes ]

  8. Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
    [ 39 Votes ]

  9. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
    [ 54 Votes ]

  10. Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
    [ 23 Votes ]

  11. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
    [ 44 Votes ]

  12. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
    [ 74 Votes ]

  13. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
    [ 13 Votes ]

  14. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
    [ 32 Votes ]

  15. Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb.
    [ 62 Votes ]

  16. Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.
    [ 35 Votes ]

  17. There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
    [ 22 Votes ]

  18. I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?
    [ 32 Votes ]

  19. I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!
    [ 58 Votes ]

  20. Did it hurt falling from heaven?
    [ 19 Votes ]

  21. Hi, I saw you walk in and every drunk ass and horny guy here started talking about "the girl at the bar" so thought I'd come see what all the fuzz is about
    [ 14 Votes ]

  22. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
    [ 51 Votes ]

  23. I did not know angels could fly so low!
    [ 23 Votes ]

  24. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
    [ 9 Votes ]

  25. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
    [ 26 Votes ]

  26. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
    [ 49 Votes ]

  27. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
    [ 12 Votes ]

  28. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
    [ 12 Votes ]

  29. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.
    [ 16 Votes ]

  30. Excuse me, have I f*cked you yet?
    [ 24 Votes ]

  31. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
    [ 16 Votes ]

  32. Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?
    [ 38 Votes ]

  33. Nice legs, lets eat out.
    [ 26 Votes ]

  34. Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody's cumming.
    [ 23 Votes ]

  35. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
    [ 19 Votes ]

  36. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
    [ 30 Votes ]

  37. Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
    [ 24 Votes ]

  38. I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.
    [ 13 Votes ]

  39. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
    [ 13 Votes ]

  40. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
    [ 10 Votes ]

  41. Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
    [ 15 Votes ]

  42. You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
    [ 10 Votes ]

  43. Can I flirt with you?
    [ 19 Votes ]

  44. Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
    [ 23 Votes ]

  45. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
    [ 14 Votes ]

  46. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
    [ 12 Votes ]

  47. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
    [ 13 Votes ]

  48. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
    [ 20 Votes ]

  49. Show me your pussy!
    [ 11 Votes ]

  50. You are so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
    [ 6 Votes ]

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