Funny Riddles
you go to bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and you wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get
8 hours, 59 minutes - who cares what she wants!
Why do women have two holes so close together
In case you miss
What was the first obscenity ever heard on T.V.?
"Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"
What is the definition of wicker box?
It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float
What is the difference between a good girl and a nice girl?
A nice girl goes out on a date, goes home, and goes to bed.
A good girl goes out on a date, goes to bed, and then goes home.
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, and women are crazy
for it?
Money!!!
What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
About three inches.
What is the difference between hard and dark
It stays dark all night long.
What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.
What is 68?
You do me and I owe you one.
What is 69 squared?
Dinner for 4.
But do you know what 6.9 is?
A good thing fucked up by a period.
Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)
What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth
Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)
Do you know why it's called sex
Because it's easier to spell than
Uhhhhh.. oooohh... Ahhhhhh... .AIIEEEEEEE
Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die
Fire
Where does a bird go when it loses its tail
The retail store
What is Father Christmas's wife called
Mary Christmas
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