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Condoms in the Toilet

By the age of 20 I had only slept with 2 guys, the 1st one was a fiance' and we never used any protection except the "Rythmn Method." The second guy, who is now my husband of 5 years, always used condoms.

Well, I lived in a garage apartment in the rear of a large Victorian house, just about in the woods. The septic started backing up one day and got to the point where it needed maintenence. I called the landlord who in turn called Roto-Rooter. When he got there and started snaking out the toilet, he started pulling out tree roots that had grown thru the plumbing from outside and were blocking the system. I noticed some orange balloon like things stuck to the roots and stupidly said " Now who the hell flushed balloons down the toilet?" By the time I got the first three words out, I realized what they were, but it was too late to stop myself from saying the rest! I know I turned three shades of purple when the guy looked at me with a face I'll never forget.....what's just as embarassing is that my visiting mother was standing right next to me!!! Sadly, I still open my mouth and make stupid statements 10 years later.