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Jizz'ed on big dude

I was going on a trip to England and when I was there I was invited to a party and ther was this chick there who was probably a 40dd bra size and she was hot and all of a sudden I felt this urge to dance with her and I couldn't help myself so I pulled the strap at the back of her dress and to my surprise she wasn't wearing a bra, she just laughed and we kept on dancing and then after we finished I was feeling really horny so I went outside and started to choke the snake and I was about to drop my load when a bunch of people came out of the house so I ran over to the shrubb next to the house and let off there, then a huge guy stood up with sprog all over his face, he was double my size and he was the owner of the house and he was hiding in the shrubbs to scare the first person that walked past, I tell ya he really scared me.