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Spit or Swallow?

A group of co-wokers and myself all went to an amusement park for the day. At the end of the day, we were all really hot so we decided to get a shower and meet at Red Lobster for diner. I spit the tail of my shrimp out because I accidentally ate it. Well we were all laughing and joking around, when a co-worker of my (which I had a huge crush on) asked me if I spit?

I yelled, "I don't spit, I swallow!!!!!" Everyone in the restaurant stopped eating and looked at me, the guys at the table behind us dropped their silverware on the floor! I was so embarrassed, luckily everyone was laughing and my crush asked me if I wanted to ride home with him!!!!! Unfortunately he was joking! We had a great time that night, even though we are only friends, I wouldn't want it any other way. I am still getting teased about that night by everyone at the office!!!!!!!